Congratulations to AIREA Studio, located in the lobby of the Compuware Building in Downtown Detroit. AIREA’s statement is cited for three reasons:

* Most buzzwords ever incorporated into five paragraphs

* Innovative placement of the expression, “At the end of the day”

* Use of the word “compassionate” when others may have gone for “passionate”

And extra points for printing the whole thing on the window.

Here is the statement in full:

AIREA STUDIO is a forward thinking resource, work lounge and event studio.

We promote knowledge sharing and problem solving through inspiration, dialogue, collaboration, and networking. We are a place where designers, small businesses, and corporate work-groups can connect, share and evolve ideas.

We are compassionate about design. Therefore, the STUDIO is a constantly evolving space showcasing the latest in furniture, materials technology and design.

At the end of the day, our goal is to serve as a catalyst in development of projects across a multitude of disciplines throughout the city.

We exist to CONNECT. THINK. SHARE. SOLVE.