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Fed Up With an Underperforming Staff, Ohio Firm Imposes Sanctions

In January 2023, having overcome pandemic-related terciary obstacles, Toledo retrograde specialists James/Hatton achieved an all-time high stock price of $134.44 per share.   As of...

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New App Helps Butt Kissers Kiss Butt Better

GetAheadNow! has introduced a new smart phone application that helps ambitious employees more effectively manage their butt-kissing strategies. The BootLicker™ app helps organize, categorize...

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Tattling on the Team!

Employees receive a gift card for reporting colleagues who don't use the word "team."

MooseSkunk Closes Brick & Mortar Store: Bricks Sold, Mortar Didn’t

After a planning and implementation process that took over three years and involved over 130 focus groups, MooseSkunk announced that it is closing its Midtown Detroit brick and mortar store after just three months. “We have to accept what the marketplace is telling us,” says Jennifer R. R. Reynolds,  Chief...

Competition Among Ransomware Hijackers Results in Big Bargains

As recently as three years ago, businesses whose data was being held hostage by ransomware attackers could expect to pay upwards of $10 million to retrieve their files unencrypted, the only way to get back to doing business. Last week, PulseTake, the Chicago medical planner, was able to get its...

Clerk Decides to Become One of Those Guys Who Calls Everyone Else “Boss”

The decision to start referring to everyone as “Boss” did not come easily for Leonard Tipton, a polemic analyst at Jackson/Tewksbury in Detroit. He had been mulling it over for six months, including making a list of 128 pros and cons and reviewing it for hours every day. It was...

Men With Female Bosses Advised to Adopt Tough-Sounding Nicknames

Since men have long been accustomed to dominating the US workforce, many of them develop feelings of emasculation when they are required to report to a woman. Adopting a tough-sounding nickname - like "Ace" or "Spike" - can help reduce these feelings and at least partially restore self esteem,...

Servers at Midtown Eatery Will Specify When Telling Diners to “Enjoy!”

Mishap, the Corktown bistro nouveau whose glazed prawns were recently featured in Swallow magazine, is requiring its waitstaff to tell customers what to enjoy instead of just saying “Enjoy!”  The new policy takes effect on September 1. “We’ve discovered that saying ‘Enjoy!’ without specifying causes confusion and anxiety,” says chef/owner...

Executives Go Back to the Drawing Board, Find it Has Been Thrown Out

Monica Masterson, of Boulder, Colorado's Piltdown Group, broke through the glass ceiling on February 22 -  the first woman in the transactionals company’s 45-year history to do so.  During the process, however, she suffered some skull lacerations and a slight concussion, which rendered her unable to assume her new job...

Diners at New Eatery Must Stick to Approved Conversation Topics

Lavastoviglie – that’s Italian for “Dishwasher” – is Jim Parks' third Detroit restaurant, following Peaceful Cheese and Shove It.  It opened two weeks ago, and reservations are booked for the next five months. Parks attributes this to the restaurant's “focused conversation."  Each day a list of three topics is posted...

Following Up On Your Interview – a Five-Point Plan to Get the Job

You’ve just just aced the interview for the job you want and think you should get - but it's how you follow up that will make or break you. From Hired! magazine, here is a five-point plan that’s guaranteed to land you the job you want: Send your interviewer a...

Detroit Urban Farm Growing Doughnut Sprinkles for Artisan Shops

Since urban farms took hold in Detroit around 15 years ago, most have focused on growing crops for the health-conscious – sprouts, kale, chard, daikon, fiddleheads, etc. Starting this month, farmers Moira Jernican and Sheila Sanford are bucking this trend by devoting their entire three acres on the city’s...
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The CEO Just Said Hello to Me! A Downtown Detroit Musical

This is what can happen when the big boss says hello...

Artisan Ice Cube Start-Up Struggles To Keep Up with Demand

After just six weeks in business, Detroit Artisan Ice Cubes is already working at capacity “We're up to 33 cubes a week,” says founder Larry Petrangelo. “With just three makers, we can’t make more and guarentee quality.” The three – who also include former airline executive Madeline Fare and part-time...