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More Michigan Municipalities Looking to Fill Town Drunk Positions

There are 31 municipalities looking to fill the position...
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Tired of Constantly Being Eliminated, Middleman Finds Another Career

After 40 years and thousands of businesses hell bent...
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Whether You’re Gluten Free and Other Things Former Employers Can and Can’t Reveal

Whether you leave a job on your own or...
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As Risks in Illegal Trade Increase, Smugglers Turn to Toasters and Other Legal Merchandise

Over the past 20 years, jail terms for those...
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Michigan Company Confirms That Assistant VP Has What It Takes

Tri-Con/tri-con, the Ann Arbor, MI based liscropic corporation, officially confirmed this week that Assistant VP/Implications Mark Evans has what it takes. The announcement came after an analysis of Evans’ core...
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Finally! Product Packaging That Absolutely Nobody Can Get Open

Chicago home goods maker Peers & Webb has achieved the goal that has eluded businesses for over a century: A product package that is absolutely impossible to open. On June...
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In 2023: Corporate Dysfunction Meds Outsell Little Blue Pill for First Time

In 2023, for the first time, sales of the little blue pill that helps remedy sexual difficulties were surpassed by the little yellow pill that does the same for...
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Increased Competition Among Ransomware Attackers Means Bargains for Businesses

As recently as three years ago, businesses whose data was being held hostage by ransomware attackers could expect to pay upwards of $10 million to retrieve their files unencrypted,...
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Sudden Paradigm Shift Causes Severe Flooding in Illinois Town

As if the past few years haven’t already presented their share of challenges, last week the town of Massington, Illinois experienced the worst flooding it has seen in over...
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Milwaukee Electrician Who Claims He Identifies as CEO is Given the Job

For 22 years he had been employed as an electrician at Milwaukee-based Plantstrupp, Inc.,  but Arthur Holly recently informed the company that he actually identifies as the CEO.  “We take...
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300-Member Logo Committee Adds Colon, De-Capitalizes Name

After meeting regularly since February of 2021 and spending $4.33 million on research, the ad hoc logo committee at Parker-Glossman announced a stunning change to the company’s long-standing logo. It...
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240 Notary Publics to Compete for One Job on New Reality TV Show

Astrid Entertainment – creators of Blind Beekeeper - announced this week that Stamp! will debut on the PLUSSS cable network at 10 PM on August 17. The premise: Julie, a...
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If Customers Don’t Grab Cash in Two Seconds, This Bank’s ATMs Will Take It Back and Keep It

Citing losses of over $220 million during the past four months, CityThird of Newark, New Jersey, has launched a new initiative to help it regain profitability.  Starting May 1,...
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Chicago Conference Center to Charge $25 for Each Ego Checked at the Door

With 98 percent of all corporate conferences now requiring attendees to check their egos at the door, a Chicago hotel and conference center will become the first in the...
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De-Networking Events Fill Up Fast as People Seek to Get Rid of Their Contacts

Five years ago, the most sought-after business skillset was being an effective networker.  To rise in the corporate world, one needed at least 25,000 contacts – and having 40,000...
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New Guidelines Would Require Corporate Whistle Blowers to Blow an Actual Whistle

The American Association of Fiduciary Transparency, which lobbies for the interests and well being of more than 20,000 US financial institutions, has proposed a new rule requiring employees to...
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