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Tired of Constantly Being Eliminated, Middleman Finds Another Career

After 40 years and thousands of businesses hell bent...

Michigan Company Confirms That Assistant VP Has What It Takes

Tri-Con/tri-con, the Ann Arbor, MI based liscropic corporation, officially...

Finally! Product Packaging That Absolutely Nobody Can Get Open

Chicago home goods maker Peers & Webb has achieved the goal that has eluded businesses for over a century: A product package that is absolutely impossible to open. On June...

Major Paradigm Shift Causes Severe Flooding in Illinois Township

As if the past few years haven’t already presented their share of challenges, last week the town of Massington Township, Illinois experienced the worst flooding it has seen in...

Electrician Who Claims He Identifies as the CEO is Given the Job

Though for 22 years he has been employed as an electrician at Milwaukee-based Plantstrupp, Inc., Arthur Holly recently informed the company that he actually identifies as the CEO.  “We take...

300-Member Logo Committee Adds Colon, De-Capitalizes Name

After meeting regularly since February of 2021 and spending $4.33 million on research, the ad hoc logo committee at Parker-Glossman announced a stunning change to the company’s long-standing logo. It...

240 Notary Publics to Compete for One Job on New Reality TV Show

Astrid Entertainment – creators of Blind Beekeeper - announced this week that Stamp! will debut on the PLUSSS cable network at 10 PM on August 17. The premise: Julie, a...

If Customers Don’t Grab Cash in Two Seconds, This Bank’s ATMs Will Take It Back and Keep It

Citing losses of over $220 million during the past four months, CityThird of Newark, New Jersey, has launched a new initiative to help it regain profitability.  Starting May 1,...

New Guidelines Would Require Corporate Whistle Blowers to Blow an Actual Whistle

The American Association of Fiduciary Transparency, which lobbies for the interests and well being of more than 20,000 US financial institutions, has proposed a new rule requiring employees to...

Chicago Conference Center Will Charge $25 to Check Egos at Door

With 98 percent of all corporate conferences now requiring attendees to check their egos at the door, a Chicago hotel and conference center will become the first to charge...

Leftover “Clap On!” Motors Discovered in Heart Pacemakers

The consumer watchdog group Consumer Watchdog issued a warning this week against purchasing heart pacemakers made by Tapson-Wise of Milwaukee. Rather than being equipped with standard pacemaker motors, the group...

Coffee Chain Defends Policy of Tasing Customers Who Stay in Line Too Long

When Molly Tallman asked the barista at Sacramento’s Drippish Coffee how many types of mocha lattes were available, she did not expect the woman to pull out a taser...

Unable to Find Qualified Staffers, Nevada Company Goes All Employee-less

In 2019, when Masters Customization set out to hire a new employee, one human resources staffer could make it happen in less than an hour. As of mid 2023,...

Walking Insurance Actuarials Invade Pennsylvania City

Three weeks ago, insurance actuarial Anita Mizon, who had died in 2015 of digestive issues, emerged from her grave and began wandering, disheveled and blank-eyed, through Altmoor, Pennsylvania. “At first...

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You’ve just just aced the interview for the job you want and think you should get - but it's how you follow up that...