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Leftover “Clap On!” Motors Discovered in Heart Pacemakers

The consumer watchdog group Consumer Watchdog issued a warning...
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Politically Correct Service Dogs Prevent Career Ending Faux “Paws”

Over 30,0000 American business people currently employ service dogs...
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More Michigan Municipalities Looking to Fill Town Drunk Positions

There are 31 municipalities looking to fill the position...
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Whether You’re Gluten Free and Other Things Former Employers Can and Can’t Reveal

Whether you leave a job on your own or...
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De-Networking Events Fill Up Fast as People Seek to Get Rid of Their Contacts

Five years ago, the most sought-after business skillset was being an effective networker.  To rise in the corporate world, one needed at least 25,000 contacts – and having 40,000...
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New Guidelines Would Require Corporate Whistle Blowers to Blow an Actual Whistle

The American Association of Fiduciary Transparency, which lobbies for the interests and well being of more than 20,000 US financial institutions, has proposed a new rule requiring employees to...
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Coffee Chain Defends Policy of Tasing Customers Who Stay in Line Too Long

When Molly Tallman asked the barista at Sacramento’s Drippish Coffee how many types of mocha lattes were available, she did not expect the woman to pull out a taser...
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Unable to Find Qualified Staffers, Nevada Company Goes All Employee-less

In 2019, when Masters Customization set out to hire a new employee, one human resources staffer could make it happen in less than an hour. As of mid 2023,...
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Climate Change Impacting Workers Who Are Skating on Thin Ice

Business people who are skating on thin ice now have only a couple weeks go get off it – around a third of the time they had in 2000. "Twenty...
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Company Investigating How Caller Got Through to Actual Person

Chicago’s Feldman Group reports that an outside phone caller somehow managed recently to get through to an actual employee.  The incident occurred at 10:47 AM on March 1, the...
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Companies That Teeter Advised To Do So Anywhere Except on the Brink

In these chaotic and uncertain times it’s acceptable, even expected, for a company to do some teetering – but virtually all experts agree that this should never take place...
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Loiterers Leaving the Profession as Declining In-Store Sales Impact Routines

As brick and mortar retail sales continue to fall – due mainly to the increase in online ordering that began long before the pandemic – opportunities for loiterers have...
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The Bard Meant Business – a Long-Lost Sonnet

Earlier this year, a story in The Huffington Post listed 13 of the many words invented by William Shakespeare – including “gloomy,” "majestic,” and “zany.” What many don't know, however,...
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Executives Fired For Using Expressions They Didn’t Know Had Been Banned

On  March 5, Minna Rawlins, Finance Director of New York City’s Billings/Watts, emailed a staffer thanking him for his “fastidious” attention to detail. She was dismissed an hour later,...
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CPO Resigns: Lied on Resume About Being “Self Starter” and More

Thomas P. Morton, who became Chief Participation Officer of Milwaukee's Tri-Copson Press only last July, resigned this week when it was discovered he had falsified information on his resume. According...
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Wallpaper Designer Flees US in Shame When Social Media Post Gets 0 “Likes”

Charlene Olivson, a wallpaper designer with Salmonson, Inc. in Chicago, unexpectedly moved to Naples, Italy last week – apparently because a social media post of her Shitzu sitting in...
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