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No Longer Just Criminals, Henchmen Now Play Key Roles in US Businesses

As recently as 2018, few respectable people would have...
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Communications Director Fired For Not Using “Robust” in Press Release

Gena McPherson, who had been the PR and communications...
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More Michigan Municipalities Looking to Fill Town Drunk Positions

There are currently 31 Michigan municipalities looking to fill...
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Contingency Director Claims His Demotion Was Because His Wife Called Him “Bunny”

Until February, Leo Sitlin was a rising contingency manager...
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Mother Nature to Retire, Spokane Conglomerate Will Assume Her Responsibilities

After having served in her position for nearly 4,000 years, Mother Nature announced she will retire on December 31. Effective in 2026, The Workington Group/Spokane - which runs businesses...
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Leftover “Clap On!” Motors Discovered in Heart Pacemakers

The consumer watchdog group Consumer Watchdog issued a warning this week against purchasing heart pacemakers made by Tapson-Wise of Milwaukee. Rather than being equipped with standard pacemaker motors, the group...
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As Risks in Illegal Trade Increase, Smugglers Turn to Toasters and Other Legal Merchandise

Over the past 20 years, jail terms for those caught smuggling drugs, fireworks, and other illegal items have increased by 45.6 percent.  As a result, more smugglers are now...
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Corporate Dysfunction Meds Outselling the Little Blue Pill

In 2024, sales of the little blue pill that helps remedy sexual difficulties were surpassed by those of the little yellow pill that does the same for corporate dysfunction. “As...
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Competition Among Ransomware Hijackers Results in Big Bargains

As recently as three years ago, businesses whose data was being held hostage by ransomware attackers could expect to pay upwards of $10 million to retrieve their files unencrypted,...
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Unable to Find Qualified Staff, Utah Firm Adopts All-Employeeless Model

In 2019, when Masters Customization set out to hire a new employee, one human resources staffer could make it happen in less than an hour. As of mid 2024,...
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After Six Year Evaluation, CEO Agrees to Sludge Bath Challenge

A task force at Houston's Falco Financial, first organized in 2018, has conditionally recommended that CEO Marianne Willikin participate in the GDS Sludge Bath, where participants spend ten minutes...
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Milwaukee Electrician Who Says He Identifies as CEO is Given the Job

Though for 22 years he had been employed as an electrician at Milwaukee-based Plantstrupp, Inc., Arthur Holly recently informed the company that he actually identifies as the CEO.  “We take...
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Whether You’re Glucose Intolerant and Other Things Ex-Bosses Can’t Reveal

Whether you leave a job on your own or against your will, it’s likely that a potential new employer will contact your former company to get some information about...
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Chicago Conference Center to Charge $25 for Each Ego Checked at the Door

 With 98 percent of all corporate conferences now requiring attendees to check their egos at the door, a Chicago hotel and conference center will become the first in the...
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240 Notary Publics to Compete for One Job on New Reality TV Show

Astrid Entertainment – creators of Blind Beekeeper - announced this week that Stamp! will debut on the PLUSSS cable network at 10 PM on August 17. The premise: Julie, a...
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If Customers Don’t Grab Cash in Two Seconds, This Bank’s ATMs Will Take It Back and Keep It

Citing losses of over $220 million during the past four months, CityThird of Newark, New Jersey, has launched a new initiative to help it regain profitability.  Starting May 1,...
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