Business Briefs

Business Briefs

No Longer Just Criminals, Henchmen Now Play Key Roles in US Businesses

As recently as 2018, few respectable people would have...
Read more
Business Briefs

Communications Director Fired For Not Using “Robust” in Press Release

Gena McPherson, who had been the PR and communications...
Read more
Business Briefs

More Michigan Municipalities Looking to Fill Town Drunk Positions

There are currently 31 Michigan municipalities looking to fill...
Read more
Business Briefs

Contingency Director Claims His Demotion Was Because His Wife Called Him “Bunny”

Until February, Leo Sitlin was a rising contingency manager...
Read more
Business Briefs

De-Networking Events Fill Up Fast as People Anxiously Shed Their Contacts

Four years ago, the most sought-after business skillset was being an effective networker.  To rise in the corporate world, one needed at least 25,000 contacts – and 40,000 or...
Business Briefs

Michigan Company Confirms That Assistant VP Has What It Takes

Tri-Con/tri-con, the Ann Arbor, MI based liscropic corporation, officially confirmed this week that Assistant VP/Implications Mark Evans has what it takes. The announcement came after an analysis of Evans’ core...
Business Briefs

Proposed Guidelines Would Require Whistleblowers to Blow Actual Whistl

The American Association of Fiduciary Transparency, which lobbies for the interests and well being of over 20,000 US financial institutions, has proposed a new rule requiring employees to blow...
Business Briefs

Climate Change Impacts Those Already Skating on Thin Ice

Business people who are skating on thin ice now have only a couple weeks to get off it – around a third of the time they had as recently...
Business Briefs

Politically Correct Service Dogs Prevent Career Ending Faux “Paws”

Over 30,0000 American business people currently employ service dogs to stop them from saying things that could destroy their careers. One of them is Tina Lorris, an insurance adjuster...
Business Briefs

Coffee Shop Defends its Policy of Tasing Customers Lingering Too Long in Line

When Molly Tallman asked the barista at Sacramento’s Drippish Coffee how many types of mocha lattes were available, she did not expect the woman to pull out a taser...
Business Briefs

Sudden Paradigm Shift Causes Severe Flooding in Illinois Town

As if the past couple years haven’t already presented their share of challenges, last week the town of Massington, Illinois experienced the worst flooding it has seen in over...
Business Briefs

Business Investigating How Caller Got Through to Actual Human Being

Chicago’s Feldman Group reports that, on January 3, an outside caller somehow managed to get through to an actual employee.  The incident occurred at 10:47 AM, the first time...
Business Briefs

Companies That Teeter Advised To Do So Anywhere Except on the Brink

In these chaotic and uncertain times it’s acceptable, even expected, for a company to do some teetering – but virtually all experts agree that this should never take place...
Business Briefs

Loiterers Quit Loitering as Declining Store Traffic Decreases Opportunities

As brick and mortar retail sales continue to fall – due mainly to the increase in online ordering that began long before the pandemic – opportunities for loiterers have...
Business Briefs

Discount Think Tanks Think About More Things at Much Lower Cost

Before 2015, the think tank business was highly profitable. Most contracted with large organizations that provided enough funding for dozens of people to think about just one thing for...
Business Briefs

The Bard Meant Business – a Long-Lost Sonnet

Earlier this year, a story in The Huffington Post listed 13 of the many words invented by William Shakespeare – including “gloomy,” "majestic,” and “zany.” What many don't know, however,...
Load more

Let's work together

Cubicle F offers a range of exciting marketing opportunities for businesses based in Detroit. From custom songs and sketches to engaging employee shows and videos, we're here to help you make a lasting impression on your target audience.

Contact Us

Popular Headlines

00:00:58

Gen Z in the Workplace: 13 Things You Should Expect

When starting a new company and hiring Gen Z workers, here are 13 things to expect.

Aerosol Nose Spray Unclogs Brain, Speeds Up Slow Decision Making

NOW!!! (with three exclamation points) - is a new aerosol spray that has proven effective in reducing Decision Freeze. A leading cause of US...

Despite Ability to Name All US Presidents, 754 Interviews Net Her No Job Offers

Q. Over the past year I have been on 754 job interviews, but I still don’t have a job. In fact, I’ve never once been...

Drone Company Promises to Make Piano Delivery Safer

In response to criticism that its drone piano delivery has caused serious injuries to 111 bystanders when the drones dropped the piano, Milwaukee's DropDOWN...

What the Alligator Can Teach Us About Succeeding in Business

Most consider the alligator to be a vicious and deadly animal. And in a sense they are right, given that alligators are prone to...

We hope you enjoy reading our articles as much as we enjoy writing them. If you have any suggestions or ideas for future posts, feel free to reach out to us. We love hearing from our readers!

━ about

━ follow us

━ have a suggestion?

Ready to laugh? Join our community of corporate comedians!

Submit an idea

© 2023 Cubicle F. All rights reserved.