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Leftover “Clap On!” Motors Discovered in Heart Pacemakers

The consumer watchdog group Consumer Watchdog issued a warning...
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Politically Correct Service Dogs Prevent Career Ending Faux “Paws”

Over 30,0000 American business people currently employ service dogs...
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More Michigan Municipalities Looking to Fill Town Drunk Positions

There are 31 municipalities looking to fill the position...
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Whether You’re Gluten Free and Other Things Former Employers Can and Can’t Reveal

Whether you leave a job on your own or...
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Toothpick Disruptor Now World’s Fourth Most Valuable Company

When its stock hit $151,006 per share on November 20, Denver toothpick maker Tonssill achieved a market valuation of $500 billion. That makes it the fourth most valuable company...
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CEO Puts Foot Down, Will Keep it Down Into 2022

Citing a poor performance in May, NorthLogics CEO Moira Cassen put her foot down as of November 10. A company spokesperson says it will remain down until at least...
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Company on Upswing After the Right Hand Finds Out What the Left is Doing

When there’s chaos and confusion in a company, resulting in its not meeting expectations,  one of the reasons most often cited is that the right hand doesn’t know what...
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As Habitats Shrink, Actual Headhunters Pose as Corporate Namesakes

With so much corporate recruiting being conducted online these days, over 7000 US workers have been duped by a scam in which headhunters who actually hunt heads are impersonating...
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Detroit’s First Artisan CPA Firm Launching in November

Like most major cities, Detroit has its share of artisan businesses – breweries, clothiers, paper-clip makers, and thousands more. As of next month, it will boast its first artisan CPA...
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Pizza Chain Will Deliver Six Minutes Before Order is Placed

With more people staying home and ordering carryout food, pizza chains across the country have been vigorously competing to achieve the best delivery times. It appears at least for...
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Conglomerate That Purchased Pandora’s Box Claims Someone Had Already Opened It

After considering the deal for over two years, an investment consortium made up of high-end bond juxtaposers decided to purchase Pandora’s Box. Upon taking delivery in October, however, the...
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How Tax Accountants Got From Illinois into Michigan

Before 1992, Tax Accountants were not found in Michigan - despite the fact that neighboring Illinois was overrun with them. Here's how they got into the state.
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Sale of Three-Prong Plug Adapters Soars by 30,000 Percent

While it makes sense that some businesses have grown during the pandemic – delivery services, for instance, and color-by-numbers books for adults – nobody has been able to explain...
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“Location, Location, Location” Changing to “Ventilation, Ventilation, Ventilation”

Effective January 1, 2022, the US Real Estate Coalition of America will officially change the top three home buying priorities from “Location, Location, Location” to, “Ventilation, Ventilation, Ventilation.” “This is partly...
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To Avoid Profiling Concerns, Mertzin Stores Will Now Search Every Customer at Checkout

Effective April 1, big box retailer Mertzin will search every customer on their way out of its stores – an increase from the current 55 percent. “At Mertzin every one...
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Effective March 1, “The Man” Will be a Woman from South Carolina

In just over a month when you “stick it to The Man,” you’ll actually be sticking it to a woman. Marilyn Middleton, a 32-year old Charleston, stockbroker, was appointed to...
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