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Drone Company Promises to Make Piano Delivery Safer

In response to criticism that its drone piano delivery...
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A.I. Will Take Over Another Daily Task With the Launch of PoopGPT

Over the past few years, American workplaces have come...
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More Michigan Municipalities Looking to Fill Town Drunk Positions

There are currently 31 Michigan municipalities looking to fill...
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Executive Entourages Have Shrunk by Average of 66 percent Since 2018

In 2018, the top five executives at major US...
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Milwaukee Electrician Who Says He Identifies as CEO is Given the Job

Though for 22 years he had been employed as an electrician at Milwaukee-based Plantstrupp, Inc., Arthur Holly recently informed the company that he actually identifies as the CEO.  “We take...
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Whether You’re Glucose Intolerant and Other Things Ex-Bosses Can’t Reveal

Whether you leave a job on your own or against your will, it’s likely that a potential new employer will contact your former company to get some information about...
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Chicago Conference Center to Charge $25 for Each Ego Checked at the Door

 With 98 percent of all corporate conferences now requiring attendees to check their egos at the door, a Chicago hotel and conference center will become the first in the...
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240 Notary Publics to Compete for One Job on New Reality TV Show

Astrid Entertainment – creators of Blind Beekeeper - announced this week that Stamp! will debut on the PLUSSS cable network at 10 PM on August 17. The premise: Julie, a...
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If Customers Don’t Grab Cash in Two Seconds, This Bank’s ATMs Will Take It Back and Keep It

Citing losses of over $220 million during the past four months, CityThird of Newark, New Jersey, has launched a new initiative to help it regain profitability.  Starting May 1,...
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De-Networking Events Fill Up Fast as People Anxiously Shed Their Contacts

Four years ago, the most sought-after business skillset was being an effective networker.  To rise in the corporate world, one needed at least 25,000 contacts – and 40,000 or...
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Michigan Company Confirms That Assistant VP Has What It Takes

Tri-Con/tri-con, the Ann Arbor, MI based liscropic corporation, officially confirmed this week that Assistant VP/Implications Mark Evans has what it takes. The announcement came after an analysis of Evans’ core...
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Proposed Guidelines Would Require Whistleblowers to Blow Actual Whistl

The American Association of Fiduciary Transparency, which lobbies for the interests and well being of over 20,000 US financial institutions, has proposed a new rule requiring employees to blow...
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Climate Change Impacts Those Already Skating on Thin Ice

Business people who are skating on thin ice now have only a couple weeks to get off it – around a third of the time they had as recently...
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Politically Correct Service Dogs Prevent Career Ending Faux “Paws”

Over 30,0000 American business people currently employ service dogs to stop them from saying things that could destroy their careers. One of them is Tina Lorris, an insurance adjuster...
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Coffee Shop Defends its Policy of Tasing Customers Lingering Too Long in Line

When Molly Tallman asked the barista at Sacramento’s Drippish Coffee how many types of mocha lattes were available, she did not expect the woman to pull out a taser...
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Sudden Paradigm Shift Causes Severe Flooding in Illinois Town

As if the past couple years haven’t already presented their share of challenges, last week the town of Massington, Illinois experienced the worst flooding it has seen in over...
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