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Major Paradigm Shift Causes Severe Flooding in Illinois Township

As if the past few years haven’t already presented...
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Banked Restroom Visits, Guaranteed Compliments Among Amenities at New Capitol Park Eatery

Haves & Haves – which opened in Detroit’s Capitol...
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As Risks in Illegal Trade Increase, Smugglers Turn to Toasters and Other Legal Merchandise

Over the past 20 years, jail terms for those...
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Electrician Who Claims He Identifies as the CEO is Given the Job

Though for 22 years he has been employed as...
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Company on Upswing After the Right Hand Finds Out What the Left is Doing

When a company isn’t performing up to expectations, one of the reasons often cited is that the right hand doesn’t know what the left is doing. That was once the...
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Detroit’s First Artisan CPA Firm Launching in September

Like most major cities, Detroit has its share of artisan businesses – breweries, clothiers, paper-clip makers, and thousands more. As of      May 1, it will boast its first artisan...
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Mother Nature to Retire, Spokane Conglomerate Will Assume Her Responsibilities

After having served in her position for nearly 4,000 years, Mother Nature announced she will retire on December 31. Effective in January of 2022, The Workington Group/Spokane - which...
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To Avoid Profiling Concerns, Mertzin Stores Will Now Search Every Customer at Checkout

Effective April 1, big box retailer Mertzin will search every customer on their way out of its stores – an increase from the current 55 percent. “At Mertzin every one...
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Fake Devils Swindling Businesspersons Trying to Sell Their Souls to Get Promoted

As more and more US business people try to sell their souls to the Devil in exchange for promotions – it’s up by 43,000 percent since 2004 – criminal...
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With More Employees Thinking From Home, Think Tanks Shift Focus

Based on reports that 40 percent of think tank employees who think from home are thinking about things they're not being paid to think about, many outside clients have...
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After Six Year Review, CEO Tentatively Agrees to Accept Ice Bucket Challenge

After a six year evaluation, a task force at Houston's Falco Financial has conditionally recommended that CEO Marianne Willikin participate in the “Ice Bucket Challenge," in which participants dump...
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Popular “Ed Watson” Face Masks Were Not Approved by Ed Watson

Of all the novelty facemasks selling across the USA, none have been more popular in the workplace than the “Ed Watson” full-face model. Since June, Spokane manufacturer Compish-Platt has...
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Notary Public Group Threatens Chaos Over Election Results

The political action group Notary Publics for Freedom says it will cause massive disruption if it is not satisfied with the outcome of next Tuesday’s presidential election. “Suffice it to...
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“Location, Location, Location” Changes to “Ventilation, Ventilation, Ventilation”

Effective January 1, the US Real Estate Coalition of America will officially change the top three home buying priorities from “Location, Location, Location” to, “Ventilation, Ventilation, Ventilation.” “This is partly due...
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Effective November 1, “The Man” Will be a Woman from Alabama

In just over a month when you “stick it to The Man,” you’ll be sticking it to a woman. Marilyn Middleton, a 32-year old Mobile, Alabama stockbroker, was appointed to...
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Milwaukee Firm Has Been Waiting for Other Shoe for 30 Years

When the first shoe dropped at Milwaukee-based Glenning Preservatives, back on August 1, 1990, the staff began the customary wait for the other one to follow suit.   Thirty years later,...
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