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As Risks in Illegal Trade Increase, Smugglers Turn to Toasters and Other Legal Merchandise

Over the past 20 years, jail terms for those...
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Michigan Company Confirms That Assistant VP Has What It Takes

Tri-Con/tri-con, the Ann Arbor, MI based liscropic corporation, officially...
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Finally! Product Packaging That Absolutely Nobody Can Get Open

Chicago home goods maker Peers & Webb has achieved...
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Major Paradigm Shift Causes Severe Flooding in Illinois Township

As if the past few years haven’t already presented...
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Over 100,000 Notary Publics Living in Shelters, Waiting for Adoption

With increased downsizing and more online options – and now the pandemic – US business places don’t need notary publics like they once did. Unable to find work, over...
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After 362 Years, Movers and Shakers Announce Split

After working in tandem since 1659, the Movers and the Shakers announced this week that their partnership will dissolve effective December 31. While the split is amicable, the concern...
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Two Who Both Claim to Have Coined “Phone Tag! You’re It!” Headed to Court

Two men who both claim they coined the expression “Phone tag, you’re it!” will be battling it out in the 417th District Court in Plymouth, Massachusetts to determine which...
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Running of the Insurance Agents Cancelled Due to Covid Pandemic

The annual Running of the Insurance Agents has been cancelled for 2020, according to organizer Minnie Exton. Since its founding in 1956, thousands of runners have descended upon the town...
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Company Goes Back to Drawing Board, Discovers Custodian Has Thrown it Out

After spending two years and 82,000 meeting hours trying to develop a new formulation platform, Indianapolis techno-aggregator Quality 1.1 found itself hopelessly mired between two strategies: Advancing pre-productive platforms...
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Company Sells Movie Rights to 982-Hour Task Force Meeting

Brainstorm This! - a movie based on a legendary 982-hour task force meeting at Cleveland's Minsick Bolts - will begin filming in that city next summer. The longest task...
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Portland Retailer Achieves Goal of Longest Checkout Line in History

On December 19, Portland department store Fillner’s achieved a goal it had sought for 50 years: The longest checkout line ever recorded - over 1.2 miles, with an average...
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Thumbtack Festival Returns to Detroit Maker Space

For the third year, thumbtack makers from across the US will gather at Detroit’s MakerSpace maker space to show off their handiwork at the second annual Thumtackular!!! festival. “We expect...
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Exec Fired for Not Knowing Lil’ Bow Wow is Now Just Plain Bow Wow

The Chief Transformation Officer at Milwaukee's Tellway-Platt was dismissed this week for not knowing that rapper Bow-Wow had dropped the prefix “Lil.’” Monica Pasterell, 51, was a 29-year veteran of...
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Incompetence-Sniffing Dogs Help Companies Improve Bottom Line

To ensure that all employees are contributing their fair share to the bottom line, many businesses are utilizing incompetence-sniffing dogs to identify those not making the grade. “Some breeds possess...
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CEO Elected Employee of the Month 95 Times in a Row

Again this month, CEO Joanna Philson was elected Employee of the Month by the 288 staffers at Miami liquidator Rackson/Pittlinger.  It was the 95th month in a row she...
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Norton Utilities Save Universe From Annihilation

A number of media outlets are reporting that the Universe nearly came to an abrupt end on July 10. It was saved at the last minute by the quick thinking of...
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