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Leftover “Clap On!” Motors Discovered in Heart Pacemakers

The consumer watchdog group Consumer Watchdog issued a warning...
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Politically Correct Service Dogs Prevent Career Ending Faux “Paws”

Over 30,0000 American business people currently employ service dogs...
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More Michigan Municipalities Looking to Fill Town Drunk Positions

There are 31 municipalities looking to fill the position...
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Whether You’re Gluten Free and Other Things Former Employers Can and Can’t Reveal

Whether you leave a job on your own or...
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World Beats Path to Mousetrap Factory Door

Fifteen people were injured on Tuesday when billions of people from around the world beat a path to the door of the Newton Mousetrap Works in Fenton, Michigan. Newton had...
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Four Reasons Gas Prices Are Up

Gas prices across the USA have risen past $3.00 per gallon – the first time they’ve been that high since 1877. According to PumpPriceUSA, the consumer group that goes around...
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Customer-Obsessed Company Arrested for Looking in Window

Aldemon Logistics of San Francisco - whose mission statement describes it as "customer obsessed" was arrested on May 15 for looking in the window of a customer. According to the...
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The Woman Who Coined “At the End of the Day”

Even though it happened in July of 2007, Joan Fitzgibbon remembers it as if it were yesterday. “There were 12 of us meeting to hire a new window washing company,”...
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At Excellicon IV: We Are What We Know is the Best We Can Be

The 2018 employee recruitment video for Excellicon IV.
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Injuries from Taking Bull by the Horns Declining

Since the beginning of January, 30,233 US business people have been injured taking the bull by the horns - an improvement over 2022, when over 60,000 were injured out...

Bolt Maker Guarantees You Can Get It Yesterday

When you tell a vendor “I need it yesterday,” it means you need it as soon as possible. It has traditionally been considered one step above, “ASAP” and two...
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Two Hospitalized After Failed Attempt to Move the Needle

Six employees of Minneapolis equities firm Polling/Quinn were injured on September 8 when they tried unsuccessfully to move the needle. The company will not release their identities or the...
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Michigan Company Merges Chief Financial Officer and Chief Electrician Into One Job

Over the past year, Purifoy LLC of Livonia, Michigan, has combined a number of positions in an effort to improve the bottom line. The most recent, on September 1,...
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Detroit’s A-Ha!!! Conference Will Target Thinkers, Doers, Makers, and Neo-Transformatives

The first Detroit A-Ha!!! Conference is scheduled to begin September 15, 2018 – with events to take place at venues across the city. The organizers had hoped for a...
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Business Names First Vampire Employee of the Month

Des Moines formulations company Hitts-Whitmer has selected its first-ever vampire as Employee of the Month.  Marilyn Stillman, a clerk in Accounts Payable, was cited on December 2 for her...

Before Buying “Blowin’ in the Wind,” Publisher Wants to Know How Many Roads Must a Man Walk Down, Etc.

Destiny45, the Detroit music publisher, is negotiating to purchase the rights to Bob Dylan’s “Blowin’ in the Wind.” Before the deal can be finalized, however, the company insists it...
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