Start-Ups / Technology

Start-Ups / Technology

Lifelike ScareBosses Aim to Keep Returning Employees on Their Toes

PROXITOL’s new ScareBoss – designed to prevent slacking in the workplace from returning employees who aren’t used to having a boss around – is set to hit the market...
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Aerosol Spray Speeds Up Decision-Making Process

NOW!!! (with three exclamation points) - is a new aerosol spray that has proven effective in reducing Decision Freeze.  A leading cause of US business failures, the condition occurs...
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Alexa Comes Clean: She Really Has Been Listening in on Us

Alexa, Amazon’s virtual assistant whose voice emanates from millions of devices across the world, revealed this week that the rumors are true: She’s been listening in on us for...
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Phone App SSSSssss Closes on $3.5 Million in Funding

Detroit-based phone app SSSSssss – which connects people who want to flatten someone’s tires with people who are willing to flatten them – has closed on $3.5 billion in...
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With BestLite App, Smart Phone Users Always Look Their Best

“We all have that one bathroom mirror where the light makes us look like we’re 18 again,” says Janice Hillinger, CEO of phone app maker FFOOMM. “No wrinkles, bright-eyed...
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No Time to Breathe? Visit Detroit’s New Breathing Room…

Business people who don’t have time to breathe can catch up at the new Detroit Breathing Room. The 1400 square foot downtown space – formerly a craft glazed sauce...
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With New Algorithm, All Posts Will Now Come From Only One Person

A popular social media platform - which isn't being named for fear of reprisals - recently changed its algorithm to limit users’ news feeds to just 26 of their...
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Eight Innovative Companies Opening In Detroit’s TechTown are Now Hiring

Over 2000 positions are abailable at eight new start-ups scheduled to open ths Fall in Detroit’s TechTown. These are the companies and what they do: Jellistic: Makes shopping easier for...
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Pocket Amplifier Guarantees Every “A-Ha! Moment” is Heard

In order to advance, business people must demonstrate regular “A-Ha! Moments" – defined as “suddenly coming to a conclusion and shouting ‘A-Ha!’” With at least five per month required...
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Restaurant Trend: Serving Meals Unfinished by Previous Diners

DieSOFT, Detroit’s newest re-plating restaurant, will open next week on the third floor of the refurbished Milburg Slaughterhouse near Eastern Market. The popular concept began in San Francisco in...
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Self-Eating Pizza Coming in 2019

After nearly five years of research and testing, pizza chain Markko’s will introduce a self-eating pizza in March of 2019.  The product is targeted to today’s busy consumers who...

At H2Only: Two-Hour Wait for All-Water Drinks Worth Every Second

H2Only – the new water-only tasting room on Third St. in Midtown Detroit – has been going gangbusters since opening last week. “We knew people wanted a place where all...
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