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Midtown Eatery Has Customers Arrested for Violating its Salad Bar Policy

SevenTwoTwoTwoThreeTwo – the swanky new Midtown eatery featuring Missouri River cuisine – has become the first Detroit restaurant to prosecute patrons who help themselves to the salad bar when...
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Execu-tether Jolts Wayward Managers Back to the Office

The new Execu-tether allows an executive to summon key managers back to the office whenever they're needed, simply by administering an ever-increasing electric jolt.
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Five New Apps Aggregate Pulses, Block Jim Turners, Refine Challenges, Organize Restroom Breaks and Pick Noses

With phone apps like these coming to market in January, it’s no wonder that Detroit app developer Drumple has seen its price-per-share rise from $2.34 to $2,539.00 in just...
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Keyboard Device Shocks Excessive Smiley Face Users Into Cutting Back

Some of the brightest minds in business have seen their careers nosedive because they use too many emoticons in their emails. The situation has grown worse the past few...
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New App Helps Butt Kissers Kiss Butt Better

GetAheadNow! has introduced a new smart phone application that helps ambitious employees more effectively manage their butt-kissing strategies. The BootLicker™ app helps organize, categorize and prioritize compliments made to...
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With Nod-O-Matic, Agreeing with Boss is Easier Than Ever

Cubicle F's Mike N. Kelly and Hillary Hayman demonstrate the Nod-o-Matic, the new battery-powered hat-like device that enables one to nod continually without straining the neck muscles. Nodding in...
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