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Pocket Amplifier Guarantees Every “A-Ha!” Moment” is Heard Loud and Clear

In order to advance, business people must demonstrate regular...
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Does Starting a Fan Club for My Boss Make Me Look Like a Suck-Up?

Q) As I understand the concept of “Fan Clubs,”...
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As Number of Heads on Them Increase, Production of Chopping Blocks Soars

In 2019, the average number of heads on the...
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Denver Woman Placed on National Business Cliche Offenders List for Two Years

Carla Millington was ready to make the big move...
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Charging Helmet Reverses Effects of Executive Burnout

As recently as 2021, Executive Burnout cost US business over $600 billion a year in medical and replacement expenses. That’s likely to change, thanks to a new charging helmet...
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Despite Ability to Name All US Presidents, 754 Interviews Net Her No Job Offers

Q. Over the past year I have been on 754 job interviews, but I still don’t have a job. In fact, I’ve never once been called back for a second...
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Marketers Disciplined for Doing Work During Mandatory Backgammon Time

Employees of Weltmen Conformities are now receiving certified letters in their files if they are caught working instead of playing backgammon during their assigned “fun” periods.   The policy was...
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Workers Required to Identify the Levels They Say Things Are Right or Wrong On

When Sheila Landress, a research assistant at Miami's Heinz Limited, stated in a recent task force meeting that a proposal on transformation was wrong “on so many levels,” she...
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Businesses Creating Special Departments for Employees Who Are Too Afraid to Talk

Fourteen percent of US businesspeople have stopped talking at work since the start of 2019, due to the fear they might say something offensive to another person or group. ...
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Ten Major Reasons Your Workplace Might Not Be A Very Nice Workplace

Despite efforts to promote open door policies, and make it clear that upper managers are “people persons,” many workplaces aren’t as nice as they present themselves as being.    According...
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To Look Busy, Analyst Types Same Sentence More Than 16 Million Times

William Harris, 56, a post systems analyst at Cleveland's Palmer-Inge, was dismissed this week when it was discovered he had done no work since being hired 13 years ago...
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As Staffs Return to Offices, Employers Use Invisible Fences to Stop Escapes

Upon ordering employees working from home to return to the office, US businesses are discovering that once they come back, many don’t like it and go back home. This...
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Tired of Traditional Jobs, More Turn to Getaway Car Driving

In 2012, there were 4,300 registered getaway car drivers in the United States. Today there are more than 125,000, due to the availability of more desirable getaway options. “In the...
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“Just Another Pomegranate” Will Become Fifth Fruit-Based Corporate Expression

The fifth officially sanctioned fruit-based corporate expression will be inaugurated on September 1, after a two year development process by the additions committee of the US Bureau of Sayings...
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Three Year-Old Inadvertently Earns Firm $40 Million on “Take Your Kid to Work” Day

A youngster who accompanied her mother to "Take Your Kids to Work" Day on April 28 inadvertently earned the employer a $40 million profit. Acquisitions manager Norma Darden brought her...
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In Lieu of Raises, Ad Agency Approves Employee Tip Jars

While foregoing salary increases for the seventh straight year, Detroit ad agency SommersWorth is taking steps to ensure all employees are adequately compensated. As of April 1, the company's...
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