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Charging Helmet Reverses Effects of Executive Burnout

As recently as 2021, Executive Burnout cost US business...
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Requiring Signatures on Anonymous Attitude Survey Boosts Positivity by 1600 Percent

Sears/Wills, the international travel aggregator, achieved a 1598 percent...
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Strenuous “Ah-Ha Moments” Taking Toll on Older Workers

A 63 year-old Troy, Michigan marketing manager was in...
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Systems Verifier Types Same Sentence 16 Million Times to Look Busy

William Harris, a systems verifier at Cleveland's Palmerton-Inge, was...
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People Who “Grab” Coffee More Likely to Succeed Than People With Time to “Get” It

The word “grab” has become the second most popular word in business today, after “Exemplify.” It is employed by up and comers who wish to appear so busy they...
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As Performing Opportunities Decline, US Companies Welcome Mimes to the Workforce

With Covid meaning fewer crowds on street corners to perform for, mimes across the US have had to turn to other means of making a living – taking jobs...

Workplace Injuries from Taking the Bull by the Horns Increase 30 Percent

The number of US business people injured taking the bull by the horns has risen by over 30 percent in the past year, from just under 13,000 in 2019...
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Excessive Pivoting Blamed for Over Five Million US Workplace Injuries

A health care system already strained by Covid-19 has also been dealing with another challenge – injuries caused by increased pivoting in the workplace. Since March 2020, over five...

Colleagues Who’ve Always Seen Eye-to-Eye Now Also on Same Page

It was common knowledge at Trollem-Forth in Detroit that product conveyors Evelyn Franks and Carl Leeds have always seen eye-to-eye   Last week they issued a memo confirming that they...
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With Clients Avoiding Each Other, Realtor Offers Shared Workspace for One

Shared workspace realtor Jam’D has lost thousands of clients over the past ten months, due mainly to people not wanting to get within six feet of each other. Faced...
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New Fruit-Based Expression Approved For December Launch

The fifth sanctioned fruit-based business expression will be officially launched December 1, according to the US Business Expressions Institute. "US companies are facing enormous and unprecedented challenges today," says institute...
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Man Who Spreads 78% of Workplace Rumors Tracked To California

On Tuesday, Corporate America tracked down the man responsible for the majority of workplace rumors spread across the country. It turns out that San Diego accruals clerk Edward Mantell has...
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More Employees Working from Home Means Less Need for “Cones of Silence”

With so many of their employees working from home, US companies report that their need for Cones of Silence has declined by over 85 percent since 2019. The clear plastic...
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With Fewer Working in Offices, Companies Bring Hot Seats to Underperformers’ Homes

With so many now working at home, it has become more difficult for US companies to put employees in the hot seat. That’s why many have begun transporting the...
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Analyst Decides to Become One of Those Guys Who Calls Everyone “Boss”

The decision to start referring to everyone as “Boss” did not come easily for Leonard Tipton, a polemic analyst at Jackson/Tewksbury in Detroit. He had been mulling it over...
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Woman Injured Breaking Through Glass Ceiling Replaced by Her Male Assistant

Monica Masterson, of Boulder, Colorado's Piltdown Group, broke through the glass ceiling on February 22, the first woman in the transactionals company’s 45-year history to do so. Unfortunately, she suffered...
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