New App Helps Butt Kissers Kiss Butt Better

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GetAheadNow! has introduced a new smart phone application that helps ambitious employees more effectively manage their butt-kissing strategies. The BootLicker™ app helps organize, categorize and prioritize compliments made to any superior at any time.

With BootLicker, users will never wear out their favorite compliments and can bootlick with confidence. Features include:
Suggestions for flattering phrases – varying ways to say ‘You’re the greatest!’”
Plotting of the boss’s daily office patterns to allow for “random encounter” opportunities in the hallways
Compliments for a range of encounters, including short remarks for hallway hellos and more in-depth conversation for staff meetings.
Comments covering up to 50 different topics – including wardrobe, hairstyle, eyeglasses, and leadership capabilities
The app allows for tracking up to 100 key executives, and new names can be added or deleted with a single click – handy whenever a management shake-up occurs.

And as a bonus feature, BootLicker includes a complete list of comeback lines in case co-workers catch on to the user’s tactics.

The app developer, GetAheadNow, was in the news just a year ago with the launch of the highly popular Excuse-o-Matic™ app.