There are three things common to every job in Corporate America:

  • You never know when the axe may fall.
  • There’s a man named Eric in Finance who points to you and whispers to someone else.
  • You have to go to research presentations.

Nothing can be done about the first two, but the new smartphone app Slide 87 will automatically remove you from a research presentation once the 87th powerpoint slide has been clicked on.

Users are summoned from the room in an appropriate and believable fashion. For instance: A police officer – actually, an actor – may come in to say your car has been used in a fish store heist and that you need to come down to headquarters and answer a few questions. Or an unwitting receptionist may interrupt because you’re needed to take emergency medication to an infirm aunt’s poodle.

Slide 87 also provides the appropriate documentation – police reports, aunt’s dog’s name and photo, etc. – in case a company decides to investigate.

Download the app from AppFrom for just $155.99.