Five New Apps Aggregate Pulses, Block Jim Turners, Refine Challenges, Organize Restroom Breaks and Pick Noses

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With phone apps like these coming to market in January, it’s no wonder that Detroit app developer Drumple has seen its price-per-share rise from $2.34 to $2,539.00 in just the past six months:

Pulsification: Aggregates the USA’s top 25 corporate pulses and sorts them three ways – by the number of people who have their fingers on them, by whether that number is up or down from the previous year, and by how many change makers and thought leaders are involved in the process

NoJimTurner: Blocks any calls, text or emails from anyone named Jim Turner.  Says Drumple CEO Shelly Vipner: “Our research tells us there’s a tremendous market among people who want absolutely no contact with people who are named Jim Turner.” The company is reportedly working on a NoMonicaPeterson app, but has run into some obstacles – primarily from Monica Peterson.

BackMonkey:  Analyzes short-term challenges and refines them through a 36-step process – resulting in them being re-classified as long-term challenges and ultimately as permanent problems.

PoopORG: Organizes and coordinates trips to the restroom for office staffs larger than 50 – aiming at reducing lost productivity caused by too many people being gone at once. As a side benefit, cost-effective water pressure levels are also achieved.

Nosepics: Collects, sends and analyses pictures of noses so that users are able to meet up with people who have noses like theirs. “When all is said and done,” says Vipner. “People feel more comfortable around others with similar noses.”