“We all have that one bathroom mirror where the light makes us look like we’re 18 again,” says Janice Hillinger, CEO of phone app maker FFOOMM. “No wrinkles, bright-eyed and dark-haired, just like our high school graduation pictures.”
FFOOMM’s new app – BestLite, launched last September – syncs the user’s phone with the lighting around their favorite mirror, utilizing a technology involving a series of light beams that are digitally enhanced utilizing a combination of electron disenbeveled sub-participles and soy.
To look like they want to look, users simply aim the light at their faces whenever they’re in public.
“As Americans, we’re holding our phones 93 percent of the time anyhow, “ says Hillinger. “So all anyone will notice is that we look absolutely fantastic!”
This, she says, boosts confidence and fosters success in over 1400 ways. According to a survey of those who’ve used the app for at least three months:
- 96 percent have been nodded to more often.
- 72 percent have discovered that the CEO suddenly knows their name. In 22 percent of these cases, the CEO also knows their favorite vegetable.
- 58 percent have seen their gas mileage improve.
BestLite is the second big success for FFOOMM in the last two years. BegPardon, launched in August of 2019, anticipates a burp or belch twenty seconds in advance, allowing users to temporarily excuse themselves until the moment has passed.
