When you tell a vendor “I need it yesterday,” it means you need it as soon as possible. It has traditionally been considered one step above, “ASAP” and two above “Pronto!”
Now you can actually get it yesterday. Thanks to what it refers to as “advanced technology,” bolt maker Persippio Polling has devised a method of actually getting their bolts delivered the day before they’re ordered.
“I’m pretty sure we’re the first,” according to development director, Joann Norton, who says Persippio spent six years and $160 million developing the process.
Norton says the process is based on rearranging the perinomes in the molecular structure and then randomizing select cell points. She notes that the same process is used in the making of certain frozen pastries.
Obviously, the turnaround time is a tremendous benefit to businesses that use bolts.
“Being able to get bolts yesterday means we can get jobs done a day before we start them,” says Tom McBride, operations manager at Clatmore, a Persippio customer and Idaho’s seventh-largest user of bolts. “It’s great for morale, though a bit confusing.”
“Our customers may be confused,” says Norton, “but they appear to be satisfied.”
