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Leftover “Clap On!” Motors Discovered in Heart Pacemakers

The consumer watchdog group Consumer Watchdog issued a warning...
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Politically Correct Service Dogs Prevent Career Ending Faux “Paws”

Over 30,0000 American business people currently employ service dogs...
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More Michigan Municipalities Looking to Fill Town Drunk Positions

There are 31 municipalities looking to fill the position...
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Whether You’re Gluten Free and Other Things Former Employers Can and Can’t Reveal

Whether you leave a job on your own or...
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CEO Announces Precedent

Bucking a growing trend among companies that fear setting precedents for legal, financial and philosophical reasons, Tanbury International announced this week that it has tentatively set one. CEO Marcia Wormley...
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Cubicle F Predicts: Some 2014 Business Stories

We take a look at a few stories that may or may not happen this year - from the Michigan Central Station to the D.I.A. Quicken Loans Chairman Dan Gilbert...
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Woman Fired for Heimlich Abuse

In May, June Alberts took the mandatory Heimlich Maneuver training at Whitman Structural. Now she's out of a job. According to Whitman HR spokesperson Sara Spilkins, Alberts was released Tuesday...
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Men React as Women Earn More

Mens advocacy groups reacted strongly yesterday to a study finding that higher pay for women has caused an epidemic of erectile dysfunction in the nation's bedrooms, with some insisting...
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Poodle’s Behavior at “Take Your Dog to Work Day” Get Owner Fired

Sterling Heights marketer Stella Winkler was fired Friday after her standard poodle disgraced the CEO during a company-sponsored “Take Your Dog to Work” Day. “We believe in having fun,” said...
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Let the Gecko Go!

Insurance giants GEICO, AFLAC and Progressive aggressively defended their animal-advertising practices yesterday amid reports that the GEICO Gecko, the AFLAC Duck, the Progressive Pig and other high profile insurance...
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