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Major Paradigm Shift Causes Severe Flooding in Illinois Township

As if the past few years haven’t already presented...
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Banked Restroom Visits, Guaranteed Compliments Among Amenities at New Capitol Park Eatery

Haves & Haves – which opened in Detroit’s Capitol...
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As Risks in Illegal Trade Increase, Smugglers Turn to Toasters and Other Legal Merchandise

Over the past 20 years, jail terms for those...
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Electrician Who Claims He Identifies as the CEO is Given the Job

Though for 22 years he has been employed as...
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Norton Utilities Save Universe From Annihilation

A number of media outlets are reporting that the Universe nearly came to an abrupt end on July 10. It was saved at the last minute by the quick thinking of...
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Police Shut Down Fight Ring Involving Civil Engineers

Over 40 people were arrested in Wyandotte, Michigan last Saturday in connection with a fight operation pitting two civil engineers against each other. According to city police spokeswoman Celia Minsle,...
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From the Rank and File to the Powers That Be: Five CPA Advancement Levels

In 2014 - to eliminate chaos, confusion, and long lines in the cafeterias - CPA firms across the US standardized employee advancement levels. At any time during their careers,...
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Company’s Stock Falls as CEO Photographed Wearing Only One Hat

The stock price of Fresno, California-based Melipropinol2 fell 45 percent after photos of CEO Marlene Timrod, wearing only one hat, were posted across social media yesterday. “A company is doomed...
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As Number of Heads on Them Increase, Production of Chopping Blocks Soars

In 2015, the average number of heads on the chopping blocks of US corporations was 4.4.  Today, during the Covid-19 crisis it's 22.5 and is expected to hit 30...
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New App to Revolutionize Workplace Lunches, Save Businesses $150 Billion

The much-anticipated LunchPoof app will go to market on March 15, according to CEO Sally Pornover of Coagulators IV, the app creators who’ve spent three years developing the potentially...

MooseSkunk Closes Brick & Mortar Store: Bricks Sold, Mortar Didn’t

After a planning and implementation process that took over three years and involved over 130 focus groups, MooseSkunk announced that it is closing its Midtown Detroit brick and mortar...
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CEO Resigns After “Hats Off to Everyone!” Tweet Goes Viral

Patrick Waterston, CEO of PlumRankTwelve, resigned on Monday following an offensive tweet that was shared over 280 million times.  At 10:12 AM he tweeted a congratulatory message to the...

Downsizing Plan: Keep All Employees, But Reduce Each Person by 50%

Faced with the need to reduce its workforce by half, Denver's Pimpernel Strategics  bucked the usual trend. Instead of eliminating 50 percent of the staff, it maintained its entire...
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World Beats Path to Mousetrap Factory Door

Fifteen people were injured on Tuesday when billions of people from around the world beat a path to the door of the Newton Mousetrap Works in Fenton, Michigan. Newton had...
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Four Reasons Gas Prices Are Up

Gas prices across the USA have risen past $3.00 per gallon – the first time they’ve been that high since 1877. According to PumpPriceUSA, the consumer group that goes around...
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Customer-Obsessed Company Arrested for Looking in Window

Aldemon Logistics of San Francisco - whose mission statement describes it as "customer obsessed" was arrested on May 15 for looking in the window of a customer. According to the...
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