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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? For Some Lucky People, it Could be the CEO!

In January, Memphis brokerage firm House-Winters introduced “Dinner with...
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A.I. Will Take Over Another Daily Task With the Launch of PoopGPT

Over the past few years, American workplaces have come...
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SUCCESS! Employees Celebrate Raising Funds to Give CEO 20% Raise

With big companies continually looking to increase shareholder profits,...
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Pocket Amplifier Guarantees Every “A-Ha!” Moment” is Heard Loud and Clear

In order to advance, business people must demonstrate regular...
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Shortening Company Phone Greeting Saves Business Over $70,000 a Year

An employee of The Altman Group of Madison Heights, Michigan has been recognized by the US Assoc. of Tm. Svrs for suggesting that his company shorten its mandatory phone...
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Told to Hire Trouble Shooter, HR Mistakenly Hires Trouble MAKER

On January 15, Littman Manueverables of Des Moines was encountering unexpected difficulties with its newly installed Tricon-Plus system. The already complicated user instructions suddenly switched from English to Portugese,...
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Company Plants Roses in Office to Discourage Employees From Leaving to Stop and Smell Them

As part of its 2019 mandate that employees achieve a healthy work-life balance or face disciplinary action up to and including dismissal, management at Newark’s Rembison Group begin requiring...
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Chicago Financial House Appoints Jester to Relax Stressed Out CEO

On July 1, things weren’t looking so good at Chicago’s Plunsett Group: Revenue was down 50 percent compared to 2018, the stock was tanking, and an employee had filed...
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Nurturing Hamsters and Other Ways Companies Are Giving Back

  Statistics show that over 12 percent of US businesses encourage employees to “give back” to the community during the holidays. Here are five examples: Every third Monday in December, the...
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Weekly Work/Life Balance Reports Mandated at 30,000 US Companies

Employees with a healthy work/life balance have long been perceived as more valuable than their unbalanced peers - usually invited onto more task forces and getting smiled at more...
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Fast Walkers Hurt in “Hallway Rage” Incident at San Antonio Manufacturer

Two managers at the Danzig Co. were injured this week in a “Hallway Rage” incident, the second occurrence in a month at the San Antonio condiment dispenser maker –...
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Dozens Become Sick During Agency’s Excessive “Visioning” Sessions

A total of 47 persons – including 21 requiring overnight hospitalization – became ill following a Detroit ad agency’s effort to formulate its vision statement for 2020. Over a period...
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Liquifier CEO Named “Employee of the Month” 95 Times in a Row

On January 15, CEO Joanna Philson was elected Employee of the Month by the 288 staffers at Miami liquidator Rackson/Pittlinger.  It was the 95th month in a row she...
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Lifelike ScareBosses Keep Employees on Their Toes

PROXITOL - developers of the popular Stand-In Parent - announced this week that its long-awaited ScareBoss will be mass marketed staring in January of 2022. The mannequin-like figures, made of...
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Heaven Tells US Businesses: Stop Having “Come to Jesus” Meetings

On July 15, every US business with more than 25 employees received a notice from Heaven strongly suggesting they stop threatening staffers with “Come to Jesus“ meetings. “Jesus is not...
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Fifteen Top Managers Disciplined for Ignoring Elephant in the Room

At the Swansong Group, nobody talked about the elephant in the room. “We assumed the bosses didn’t want to hear about it so we kept our mouths shut,” says a...
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