The Workplace

As Number of Heads on Them Grows, Production of Chopping Blocks Soars

In 2019, the average number of heads on the...

A.I. Will Take Over Another Daily Task With the Launch of PoopGPT

Over the past few years, American workplaces have come...

Speed Networking: 125 Seconds to Discuss Core Competencies, Key Assets and More

There are hundreds of networking events across the USA,...

As Gen Xers Bring More to the Table, Bigger Tables Needed

During the past four years, American businesses have increased...

Guidebook Aims to Prevent Feet Held to Fire, Other Cliche-Caused Injuries

To protect young Corporate Americans from serious injury, the Business Expression Institute has just published Feet to the Fire!– a listing of 1355 business clichés that could prove harmful...

Ad Agency Criticized for Putting Employees in Boxes

Alice McMahon dreamed about working for Sims Walters. After all, this was the ad agency known for its creative genius – the people behind Curt the Carpet Cleaning Cat...
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Overcoming Restroom Shyness in 10 Easy Steps

It’s essential to any career to consistently present a poised, confident persona – even in the lavatory.  Here are ten steps to ensure success.
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Computer/Phone Device Helps Limit Use of Smiley Faces

With US workers expected to employ over 100 billion smiley face emoticons in business correspondence this year - an increase of 845 percent since 2010 - many companies are...

Unable to Stay Ahead of the Curve, More Workers Getting Run Over By It

Mona Lippman, a process specialist with Tovelman/Moore in Chicago, was injured last week when she was run over by the Curve.  She was the 194th American worker hurt this...
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You Didn’t Get the Job You Wanted? Take it Anyhow!

When a staffer is passed over for a promotion she'd been expecting, she develops an alternate strategy: She simply moves into the office and takes the job.
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Boss Forgets to Show Up, Timid Employee Still Waits Eight Hours

In March, Maria's boss told her to wait in front of the building so they could walk together to a meeting.  The boss then forgot, but Maria still waited...
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Learning to Talk Like a Young Person: We’re Just Sayin’

To help not-so-young employees adjust to all the young people descending on Detroit, a mandatory training program reviews language, celebrities, behaviors, and other trendy topics.
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“Who’s in the Loop?” Phone App

Don’t get caught associating with someone who’s not in the loop! The new Loop Status Indicator (LSI) for Smartphone is just $2.99 a month.
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The Office Affair Seminar

In order to conduct a romantic affair in the office, couples must apply in advance and attend a mandatory training seminar conducted by Employee Maximization.
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Spontaneous Happy Hour

The CEO assigns his top VP to organize a mandatory gathering at a local bar, to provide an opportunity for him to mingle and "rap" with the regular folks.
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Canine Loyalty Training

At a new training program, staffers learn the behavioral characteristics that make our canine friends so loyal.

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