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Free Range Mechanical Engineers Fail to Meet Expectations

When US universities began developing free range mechanical engineers...
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Fed Up With an Underperforming Staff, Ohio Firm Imposes Sanctions

In January 2023, having overcome pandemic-related terciary obstacles, Toledo...
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FBI: Ad Exec Took Bribe to Throw Pitch to Potential Client

 A Cleveland advertising executive is behind bars this week,...
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Two Hospitalized After Failed Attempt to Move the Needle

Six employees of Minneapolis equities firm Polling/Quinn were injured...
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Corporate Dysfunction Meds Outselling the Little Blue Pill

In 2024, sales of the little blue pill that helps remedy sexual difficulties were surpassed by those of the little yellow pill that does the same for corporate dysfunction. “As...
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Competition Among Ransomware Hijackers Results in Big Bargains

As recently as three years ago, businesses whose data was being held hostage by ransomware attackers could expect to pay upwards of $10 million to retrieve their files unencrypted,...
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Unable to Find Qualified Staff, Utah Firm Adopts All-Employeeless Model

In 2019, when Masters Customization set out to hire a new employee, one human resources staffer could make it happen in less than an hour. As of mid 2024,...
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Milwaukee Electrician Who Says He Identifies as CEO is Given the Job

Though for 22 years he had been employed as an electrician at Milwaukee-based Plantstrupp, Inc., Arthur Holly recently informed the company that he actually identifies as the CEO.  “We take...
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Whether You’re Glucose Intolerant and Other Things Ex-Bosses Can’t Reveal

Whether you leave a job on your own or against your will, it’s likely that a potential new employer will contact your former company to get some information about...
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Chicago Conference Center to Charge $25 for Each Ego Checked at the Door

 With 98 percent of all corporate conferences now requiring attendees to check their egos at the door, a Chicago hotel and conference center will become the first in the...
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240 Notary Publics to Compete for One Job on New Reality TV Show

Astrid Entertainment – creators of Blind Beekeeper - announced this week that Stamp! will debut on the PLUSSS cable network at 10 PM on August 17. The premise: Julie, a...
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If Customers Don’t Grab Cash in Two Seconds, This Bank’s ATMs Will Take It Back and Keep It

Citing losses of over $220 million during the past four months, CityThird of Newark, New Jersey, has launched a new initiative to help it regain profitability.  Starting May 1,...
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De-Networking Events Fill Up Fast as People Anxiously Shed Their Contacts

Four years ago, the most sought-after business skillset was being an effective networker.  To rise in the corporate world, one needed at least 25,000 contacts – and 40,000 or...
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Michigan Company Confirms That Assistant VP Has What It Takes

Tri-Con/tri-con, the Ann Arbor, MI based liscropic corporation, officially confirmed this week that Assistant VP/Implications Mark Evans has what it takes. The announcement came after an analysis of Evans’ core...
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Proposed Guidelines Would Require Whistleblowers to Blow Actual Whistl

The American Association of Fiduciary Transparency, which lobbies for the interests and well being of over 20,000 US financial institutions, has proposed a new rule requiring employees to blow...
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Climate Change Impacts Those Already Skating on Thin Ice

Business people who are skating on thin ice now have only a couple weeks to get off it – around a third of the time they had as recently...
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