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Utilizing the “Penny Tray” Strategy to Meet Budget Goals

October of 2022 was a grim time at Santa...
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More Michigan Municipalities Looking to Fill Town Drunk Positions

There are currently 31 Michigan municipalities looking to fill...
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Gen Z in the Workplace: 13 Things You Should Expect

If you hire someone from Gen Z, here are...
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Drone Company Promises to Make Piano Delivery Safer

In response to criticism that its drone piano delivery...
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Pizza Chain Will Deliver Six Minutes Before Order is Placed

With more people staying home and ordering carryout food, pizza chains across the country have been vigorously competing to achieve the best delivery times. It appears at least for...
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Phony Devils Swindling Victims Trying to Sell Their Souls to Get Promotions

As more US businesspeople look at selling their souls to the Devil in exchange for promotions – the number has gone up by 43,000 percent in the past ten...
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Conglomerate That Purchased Pandora’s Box Claims Someone Had Already Opened It

After considering the deal for over two years, an investment consortium made up of high-end bond juxtaposers decided to purchase Pandora’s Box. Upon taking delivery in October, however, the...
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How Tax Accountants Got From Illinois into Michigan

Before 1992, Tax Accountants were not found in Michigan - despite the fact that neighboring Illinois was overrun with them. Here's how they got into the state.
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Sale of Three-Prong Plug Adapters Soars by 30,000 Percent

While it makes sense that some businesses have grown during the pandemic – delivery services, for instance, and color-by-numbers books for adults – nobody has been able to explain...
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Popular “Ed Watson” Face Masks Were Not Authorized by Ed Watson

Of all the novelty protective face masks selling across the USA, none have been more popular in the workplace than the “Ed Watson” full-face model. Since April, Spokane manufacturer...
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“Location, Location, Location” Changing to “Ventilation, Ventilation, Ventilation”

Effective June 1, the US Real Estate Coalition of America will officially change the top three home buying priorities from “Location, Location, Location” to, “Ventilation, Ventilation, Ventilation.” “This is partly...
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To Avoid Profiling Concerns, Mertzin Stores Will Now Search Every Customer at Checkout

Effective April 1, big box retailer Mertzin will search every customer on their way out of its stores – an increase from the current 55 percent. “At Mertzin every one...
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With More Employees Thinking From Home, Think Tanks Shift Focus

Based on reports that 40 percent of think tank employees who think from home are thinking about things they're not being paid to think about, many outside clients have...
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Effective February 1, “The Man” Will be a Woman from Alabama

In just over a month when you “stick it to The Man,” you’ll actually be sticking it to a woman. Marilyn Middleton, a 32-year old Charleston, stockbroker, was appointed to...
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Wisconsin Firm Has Been Waiting for Other Shoe to Drop since 1990

When the first shoe dropped at Milwaukee-based Glenning Preservatives, back on August 1, 1990, the staff began the customary wait for the other one to follow suit.   Thirty years later,...
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Notary Public Group Threatens Chaos Over Election Results

The political action group Notary Publics for Freedom says it will cause massive disruption if it is not satisfied with the outcome of next Tuesday’s presidential election. “Suffice it to...
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