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Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? For Some Lucky People, it Could be the CEO!

In January, Memphis brokerage firm House-Winters introduced “Dinner with...
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Finally! Product Packaging That Absolutely Nobody Can Get Open

Chicago home goods maker Peers & Webb has achieved...
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Fed Up With an Underperforming Staff, Ohio Firm Imposes Sanctions

In January 2023, having overcome pandemic-related terciary obstacles, Toledo...
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World Beats Path to Mousetrap Factory Door

Fifteen people were injured on Tuesday when billions of...
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Designer Flees America in Shame When Puppy Post Gets No “Likes”

Charlene Olivson, a wallpaper designer with Salmonson, Inc. in Chicago, unexpectedly moved to Naples, Italy last week – apparently because a social media post of her Shitzu sitting in...
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CEO Puts Foot Down; Will Keep it Down Through the First Quarter

Citing a poor performance in May, NorthLogics CEO Moira Cassen put her foot down as of November 10. A company spokesperson says it will remain down until at least...
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Toothpick Disruptor Now World’s Fourth Most Valuable Company

When its stock hit $151,006 per share on November 20, Denver toothpick maker Tonssill achieved a market valuation of $500 billion. That makes it the fourth most valuable company...
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Company on Upswing Now That the Right Hand Knows What Left is Doing

reasons most often cited is that the right hand doesn’t know what the left is doing. That was certainly the case at Comstock Dependables of Muncie, Indiana, which saw...
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As Habitats Shrink, Actual Headhunters Pose as Corporate Namesakes

With so much corporate recruiting being conducted online these days, over 7000 US workers have been duped by a scam in which headhunters who actually hunt heads are impersonating...
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Detroit’s First Artisan CPA Firm to Launch in Corktown on November 1

Like most major cities, Detroit has its share of artisan businesses – breweries, clothiers, paper-clip makers, and thousands more. As of next month, it will boast its first artisan CPA...
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Pizza Chain Will Deliver Six Minutes Before Order is Placed

With more people staying home and ordering carryout food, pizza chains across the country have been vigorously competing to achieve the best delivery times. It appears at least for...
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Phony Devils Swindling Victims Trying to Sell Their Souls to Get Promotions

As more US businesspeople look at selling their souls to the Devil in exchange for promotions – the number has gone up by 43,000 percent in the past ten...
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Conglomerate That Purchased Pandora’s Box Claims Someone Had Already Opened It

After considering the deal for over two years, an investment consortium made up of high-end bond juxtaposers decided to purchase Pandora’s Box. Upon taking delivery in October, however, the...
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How Tax Accountants Got From Illinois into Michigan

Before 1992, Tax Accountants were not found in Michigan - despite the fact that neighboring Illinois was overrun with them. Here's how they got into the state.
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Sale of Three-Prong Plug Adapters Soars by 30,000 Percent

While it makes sense that some businesses have grown during the pandemic – delivery services, for instance, and color-by-numbers books for adults – nobody has been able to explain...
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Popular “Ed Watson” Face Masks Were Not Authorized by Ed Watson

Of all the novelty protective face masks selling across the USA, none have been more popular in the workplace than the “Ed Watson” full-face model. Since April, Spokane manufacturer...
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