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The Workplace

Pocket Amplifier Guarantees Every “A-Ha!” Moment” is Heard Loud and Clear

In order to advance, business people must demonstrate regular...
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Poodle’s Behavior at “Take Your Dog to Work Day” Gets its Owner Terminated

Sterling Heights marketer Stella Winkler was fired Friday after...
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Does Starting a Fan Club for My Boss Make Me Look Like a Suck-Up?

Q) As I understand the concept of “Fan Clubs,”...
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Told to Put Their Heads Together, Two Analysts Now Can’t Get Them Apart

When the accounts receivable staff at Cleveland ad agency...
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Workers Required to Identify the Levels They Say Things Are Right or Wrong On

When Sheila Landress, a parameters assistant at Miami's Heinz Limited, said in a recent task force meeting that a proposal on transformation was wrong “on so many levels,” she...
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Occupational Cross-Dressers Starting To Gain Acceptance in the Workplace

Not too many years ago, a civil engineer who dressed like a mechanical engineer would have been ostracized at the office – perhaps even asked to seek opportunities elsewhere. ...
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Insurer Will Begin Covering Slapped Wrists, Other Job Performance Injuries

Mutuality of Modesto, the USA’s 291st largest corporate health care provider, announced this week that it is expanding its coverage to include certain workplace injuries that have become increasingly...
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Charging Helmet Reverses Effects of Executive Burnout

As recently as 2021, Executive Burnout cost US business over $600 billion a year in medical and replacement expenses. That’s likely to change, thanks to a new charging helmet...
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Speed Disclaimers Ensure Companies Can’t Ever Be Blamed for Anything

Covering the company’s rear end is rarely mentioned in the mission statement, but it is always the number one priority. US businesses have long assigned staff persons to end...
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Teambuilding Facility Puts the Fun in Corporate Back Stabbing

It’s a typical night at NIFE, a new Detroit facility specializing in corporate team building.  Twenty-four employees of Midtown’s Matson Reducables maneuver cautiously around the 15,000 square foot space....
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Increase in Managers With Hands Tied Boosts Need for Full Time Hand-Tiers

The number of US businesspeople whose hands are tied when it comes to addressing workplace issues, policy changes, and other actionable areas has increased by 14,000 percent since 2010. "Today...
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Ten Big Reasons Your Workplace Might Not Be a Nice Workplace

Despite efforts to promote open door policies, and make it clear that upper management are all “people persons,” many workplaces aren’t as nice as they present themselves as being....
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Analyst Types Same Sentence Over 16 Million Times to Appear Busy

William Harris, 56, a post systems analyst at Cleveland's Palmer-Inge, was dismissed this week when it was discovered he had done absolutely nothing since being hired 13 years ago...
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As Staffs Return to Offices, Employers Use Invisible Fences to Stop Escapes

Upon ordering employees working from home to return to the office, US businesses are discovering that once they come back, many don’t like it and go back home. This...
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Clerk Fights Order to Stop Asking, “Working Hard…or Hardly Working?

Norman Williston, a file clerk at Palmeri Marketing in Columbus Ohio, asks the same question every time he passes someone in the hallway: “Working hard…or hardly working?” He’s been...
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Tired of Traditional Jobs, More Turn to Driving Getaway Cars

In 2012, there were 4,300 registered getaway car drivers in the United States. Today there are more than 125,000, due to the availability of more desirable getaway options. “In the...
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